Hot Slut Of The Day!
Boston, the Boxer who won every gold medal in the sport of Mannequin Challenging. Boston is the Michael Phelps of the Mannequin Challenge!
The Mannequin Challenge is the Ice Bucket Challenge of 2016, only it’s not for charity… unless you count trying to get Instagram, Twitter and Facebook likes an act of charity. If that’s the case, you got yourself a new tax-write off, Mannequin Challengers! Everyone is doing that shit, to which concrete-faced Bella Hadid and Kristen Stewart respond with, “Pfft!”, since their faces have been doing the Mannequin Challenge for years and no one applauded their asses for it. But everyone can start moving their bodies again and take their asses home, because Boston the Boxer shut ’em all down.
Boston’s human Ryan Thomas tweeted a soul-lifting video of his pooch out-mannequing every man, woman, child and animal whose done the Mannequin Challenge. I thought it was a taxidermy situation at first until Boston threw a, “You promised me a slice of bacon for every 100 likes and you better come through, bitch,” side-eye at the camera.
The next time I’m sitting at the DMV waiting for my number to be called, I’m going to think of the patience of Boston. If Boston can sit still with a Doritos in his mouth and a jaunty little Doritos garrison cap on his head, I can wait for 3 hours without whining and moaning.
My dog has the best #mannequinchallange pic.twitter.com/qaUvj5JOXN
— Ryan T (@Ryan_Thomas02) November 16, 2016
Ryan is trying to get Boston on Ellen, but who cares about Ellen! They should aim higher. That video has earned Boston a major role in season 2 of Westworld AND the starring role in a Mannequin reboot. Do something right, for once, Hollywood and make this happen!
(For Jenna)