If you’re a Walmart parking lot drug dealer in the Salt Lake City area, a barefoot tornado of blond messiness may have tried to trade you a kid for a baggie of the bad shit last night. Because TMZ reports that Charlie Sheen’s ex and the mother of his 7-year-old twins, Bob and Max, caused a scene at a bar last night and they were all missing for a few hours.
Brooke Mueller and the boys have been living in Utah ever since she went there earlier this year to get clean in rehab. Once Brooke finished rehab, she stayed in Utah to continue outpatient treatment. Brooke may have fallen face first off the wagon, because sources say that last night, a barefoot Brooke went to a bar in Salt Lake City with her kids and their nanny. Brooke supposedly looked “disheveled” and tried to bum a cigarette off of someone. Many people go to a bar to escape kids, so the police were called since Brooke brought her severely underaged boys with her. The cops were also called because Brooke allegedly got into a fight with the nanny.
After watching a barefoot and raggedy Brooke scrap with the nanny as the poor kids watched, everyone in the bar probably sniffed their drinks and wondered what kind of Beam Me Up, Scotty shit did the bartender put in there since they were obviously transported to Florida. Although, some will say that Utah and Arizona are in a shiv fight for the title of Florida of the West.
Once Brooke and the nanny finished performing “Scenes from Dina Lohan’s life,” they busted out of there before the cops arrived. Brooke apparently told someone in the bar that she’s Charlie’s ex and even gave that person his number. So the cops were in contact with Charlie. Charlie told TMZ this morning that he was just trying to safely get his sons home. And while writing this mess of a post, TMZ put up a sad and messy update.
A witness type says that at around 6 this morning, they drove past a car wash in Salt Lake City and saw Brooke allegedly swinging at her kids. They pulled over to confront Brooke and this sad scene played out:
The witness says he recognized Brooke once they got face-to-face, and she seemed “high as a kite.” He adds … Bob and Max were in PJs with no shoes, and one of them begged, “Don’t call the cops, they are going to take my mommy away!”
The witness says Brooke and her boys walked into a “run-down hotel” behind the car wash. They came out a quick second later with the nanny and all of them took off in an SUV. The witness called the cops and gave them the SUV’s license plate info. The cops tell TMZ that they talked to Brooke by phone and don’t think the kids are in danger. The cops aren’t going to arrest Brooke because according to them, she didn’t commit a crime.
Now, I’m not a cop or a social worker, but I’m not sure that one can say that the kids are 100% safe as long as they’re under the custody of a human named Brooke Mueller or a warlock named Charlie Sheen. Hopefully the phone strapped to Irv Richards’ waist is vibrating like hell, because someone is trying to get a hold of Denise Richards to beg her to come and get those kids.
UPDATE: TMZ says that authorities changed their mind about that whole “not a danger to her kids” thing. One witness said that Brooke was beating her kids at that car wash. And Brooke’s mom apparently called state troopers and asked them to track her down and check on her. Brooke’s mom believed she wasn’t stable mentally. The troopers caught up with her and decided that she needed to go to the hospital for a psychiatric evaluation. The boys will be handed over to a family member.
And here’s Charlie signing autographs (yes, he still has fans who ask him for that) at LAX the other day: