Night Crumbs
Brad Pitt went off to Shanghai with the head of Paramount to pimp out Allied, and since he’s supposed to keep his body free and clear of the good shit, he’s not even trying to look at what he probably thinks is a bushel of funny-looking gold weed. Don’t let it tempt you, Brad! – Lainey Gossip
Well, Bella Hadid can always ask one of the Kartrashians where they bought theirs – Celebitchy
Alec Baldwin has officially hung up his dead guinea pig wig for good – The Superficial
Ramona Singer was reportedly told to turtle time her ass out of an event – Reality Tea
Rosie Huntington-Whateverly busted out her usual “my Ambien just kicked in” poses in Elle Korea – Drunken Stepfather
Wanda Sykes told a bunch of booing Trump supporters to fuck off – Towleroad
Hilary Duff posed with two dead fish who easily stole the shot from her – Hollywood Tuna
Panty Creamers of the Day: The piping hot pieces of the NYC Cab Drivers calendar – Boy Culture
And follow Liam Hemsworth’s happy trail right before it gets to Dick Town – OMG Blog
How many times do you think Isla Fisher heard a photographer scream, “Looking hot, Amy Adams!” – Popoholic
Jasmine Waltz (Remember her? Me neither) accidentally slipped a nip in front of the paps and I’m sure she didn’t practice that move in her bathroom mirror at home – (NSFW) The Nip Slip
As I wait for Kim Cattrall and Kristy Swanson to do the mannequin challenge together, Sesame Street did their own – SOW
Dick Loeb (typo and it stays) and Sofia Vergara’s messy fight over their embryos has gotten even messier. She wants him to name the two exes who had abortions 20 years ago – Refinery29
Jack FellateMe has come out as straight and an LGBTQ supporter – Just Jared
Jessie Spano’s so excited ass was originally was supposed to be jacked up on speed but then NBC censors came in and made her look like a lightweight – Popsugar
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