Open Post: Hosted By The Brenda-Less “90210” Reunion

Vincent Young (he played Donna’s piece Noah), Jason Priestley, Luke Perry, James Eckhouse, Tori Spelling, Jennie Garth, Gabrielle Carteris and Christine Elise (she played Emily Valentine) all got together over the weekend at REWindCon in Chicago for a Beverly Hills, 90210 reunion. Brian Austin Green didn’t go because he doesn’t need a check. Whenever he wants to further secure his financial future, he just bareback bones another baby into Megan Fox. The heart, soul, brain and (insert the name of all of the other internal organs) of 90210, Shannen Doherty, wasn’t there, because like me, she still won’t forgive that untrue skank Dylan McKay and that home wrecking hussy tramp whore Kelly Taylor and didn’t want to waste her saliva on spitting in their faces. No, Shannen couldn’t go, because she’s still fighting that anus-faced cunt known as cancer.

Entertainment Tonight says that even though Shannen wasn’t there, the cast paid tribute to her. Jennie posted a “Fight Like Brenda” sticker on Instagram. And during a panel, Luke admitted that if it wasn’t for the star power of Shannen Doherty, 90210 probably would’ve been canceled after the first 10 minutes and most of their careers would’ve been done. They should inscribe everything they buy with the words “Made Possible Thanks To Shannen Doherty,” because they’d have nothing if it wasn’t for her! Luke gets it:

“None of us are up here today without Shannen. She’s been through a lot. She’s not doing well right now, but sometimes her contributions are minimized. She’s been thrown under the bus. I’ve been accused of driving it. But she’s a very big part of the success of this show. She taught me a lot. I’m glad she was my scene partner. She was great at what she did in the character with me.”

I would tell Luke Perry that what he said was nice, but he can still take those words, cover them in Crisco and shove them up his betraying ass! But I’m not going to tell him that, because I’m too busy wondering what is going on in that picture. Dylan is the meat in a Walsh father/son sandwich and it looks he’s really into it. I think I wrote that fanfic story as a teen once.

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