Night Crumbs

And as Sir Kenneth Branagh and Tom Hiddleston caused twat tingles by delivering a double dose of British thespian hotness at the Evening Standard Theater Awards, an attention whore in the background (who may or may not be David Furnish) tried to ruin the shot by photobombing them. That photobomber must work for Taylor Swift – Lainey Gossip

What the world needs now is LAUGHS, so dear, God, please let this rumor about Taylor Swift making a hip hop album be true – Celebitchy

Heidi Klum does the “exhaling out a fart but keeping it sexy” pose in Shape magazine – Drunken Stepfather

January Jones’ ice globe titty balls came out for the Nocturnal Animals premiere – The Nip Slip 

Remember all those times I said that Lindsay Lohan is a thieving tsunami of coked-up dumbness? What I meant was that she’s a beautiful and talented gold-hearted woman. Did you hear that, Russians?!  – The Superficial 

I am 99% sure that I’ve seen Manila Luzon wear this same dress and I am 100% sure that Manila Luzon wore it better – Popoholic

If you’ve never seen a giant lie-teller before, just watch this video and pay attention to all of the liars who said NO – Pajiba

I see that Emily RideAJetSki is trying to snatch away Bella Hadid’s gold medal in dead eyes – Hollywood Tuna 

Compared to all of the other wrecks he’s given positions to, making Ivanka Trump the ambassador to the Czech Republic would be Trump’s only good move – Jezebel

Walking Is Hard: The Mimi Dressed As Bubblegum Barbarella Edition – SOW

Doug Stanhope’s girlfriend Bingo is in a coma after binging on the bad shit on her birthday and he’s dealing with it in his own WTF way – Starcasm

HBO is giving us another season of naked robots and old-timey orgies – Just Jared

After last week, we all need this picture of Sir Ian McKellen trying to eat Sir Patrick Stewart’s bald head while in lazy Blue Fairy drag – Popsugar

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