The only storyline Kourtney Kardashian has ever had on Keeping Up With Our Surgeries is her on-again/off-again relationship with the father of her three kids, Scott Disick. Every season, Kourtney shows up, eats a couple salads and talks about either leaving or “reconnecting” with Richie Rich’s long-lost California cousin Douchey Douche. When we last left Kourtney and Scott, they were off again. According to People, they’re in the beginnings of being on again.
Kourtney and Scott and their three children – Mason, Penelope, and Reign – spent the weekend in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. A source says Kourtney and Scott seemed “very close and happy” on vacation. The source claims Scott set the whole trip up as a surprise in an attempt to make it work with Kourtney again, which may be the most either of those two have technically “worked” this year. People has pictures of their vacation.
— People Magazine (@people) November 14, 2016
Both Scott and Kourtney kind of confirmed something was up on Instagram. And by that I mean Scott threw up a picture of Kourtney’s ass in a pool.
That’s nice of Scott to remind us what a Kardashian or Jenner looked like before a lipo doctor with a non-existent code of ethics moved an illegal amount of fat from their waist into their ass. No word for sure on whether or not they’re officially back on. I’m sure they’re waiting to release that information in an intimate setting, like the season premiere of E!’s new show Kourtney and Scott Are Fucking Again.
In other recent Kardashian news, Khloe Kardashian might be done with her new man, Kylie Jenner might be ready to let Tyga impregnate her, and Kendall Jenner has deleted her Instagram account. That means the Ks let Blac Chyna’s new baby have the spotlight for almost a whole four days before yanking it back over to themselves. Congratulations, you guys! That’s got to be a new family record. This is actually a very good life lesson for little Dream Kardashian; you’re going to have to hustle pretty hard to take the attention away from your aunties.