Pink Is Pregnant With Baby #2

November 13, 2016 / Posted by:

Pink dressed up like a pregnant Stevie Nicks to announce her second pregnancy on Instagram. As far as I know, the White-Winged Dove herself doesn’t have any children. So this is an opportunity to see what that baby might have looked like. Either that or you can use it as a visualization of Stevie after having taken part in too many Burrito Dreams at her self-styled Fajita Round-Up restaurant. Btw, I’m referencing my favorite SNL impression of all time.


“Suprise!” Pink wrote alongside a photo with the couple’s 5-year-old daughter Willow Sage. The mother-daughter duo wore coordinating off-white ensembles and brown hats, and Willow’s head rested on her mom’s growing baby bump.

AAAAHHHHHH, “baby bump!” NO. Pink, 37, looks to be somewhat far-along in her pregnancy given the circumference of her belly. Good on her for waiting to announce it until she was goddamned good and ready. Some of these thirsties can’t even wait for the pee is dry on the stick before they fly to Snapchat.

This will be Pink’s second child with her Motorcross-riding husband Carey Hart. It’s nice that those two crazy kids are still making it work. Weren’t most of her songs at one point about how much she hated his ass? That’s legit. You really know you’re in love with someone when they can irritate the fuck out of you like no one else can. For example, I have an occasionally trying family, several irritating friends, and a variety of past and present co-workers who all at one time or another filled openings on the “If I Could Smite A Bitch” list in my mind. That was until I met my husband. Now he pretty much occupies slots one through nine. The tenth spot is forever reserved for whomever came up with using the term “bump” to indicate pregnancy.

Pic: Instagram

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