Open Post: Hosted By A Bear With Moves Advertising “Planet Earth II”

November 12, 2016 / Posted by:

Planet Earth II’s (premiering here in the US in January 2017) is going to be a sexy series! We’ve already met that hard-up sloth looking for a piece. Now they’ve introduced this sexy bear turning a tree (and us) on with its sensual movements. Animal strippers everywhere just packed up their pasties and dropped out of the woodland exotic dancing game having realized that they can’t compete with this bear causing booty-friction! You can’t see it but that tree just started flipping out ones to make it rain on his furry ass. Let me tell you, bears have moves you don’t even know about. It’s one of the reasons I’m married to one. A bear, I mean. The gay kind. The gay HUMAN kind. Pervs!

Check out sexy dancing bear below.

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