Hot Slut Of The Day!
The dad who went crazy and brought some wild sex moves to the San Antonio Spurs vs. Houston Rockets game at the AT&T Arena in San Antonio on Wednesday night!
They are definitely putting something in the light beer at basketball games. There also must’ve been a full ass moon on Wednesday night, and when you mix together a full moon and a spiked light beer, you get mom and dad getting the itch and scratching it hard. Yesterday’s HSOTD was a mom who nearly blew the Oracle Arena off of its foundation when she shot out some next-level dance moves during a Warriors game. And today’s HSOTD is the Fred Astaire to her Ginger Rogers.
ESPN’s Instagram page posted a short, but cavity-inducing sweet clip of a Spurs fan who let the beat (or whatever he’s hearing) fill his body and fuel raw the sex show he gave the people. The people were obviously temporarily paralyzed by the sexiness coming their way, because none of them did what they should’ve been doing: throwing money, jewelry, credit cards and concession stand coupons at this untamed dance beast of charisma. No one can and will stop him. Dude did what I do when my drunk ass is really in heat at the club. He dropped, threw them legs up and presented that ass to the world before running off into the night.
That man in the headset and tie will never ever be the same again. The things he has seen will haunt him forever, and you know what, I doubt he minds.