Open Post: Hosted By A Naked And Bearded Zack Morris

November 11, 2016 / Posted by:

Every now and again, I re-visit that fap-worthy fuck scene between fellow three-namers Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Mary-Louise Parker on Weeds and so I’m thankful to him for giving me new nipple-tweaking material in this time of need. The twink turned daddy delivered some woof hotness while posing in nothing but a beard, layers of oil, a serious face and baseball gladiator cleats (or whatever the hell that shit is called) for his show Pitch.

E! News tells me that the pictures of the cast looking like members of a nudist colony’s baseball team are from last night’s episode. In an earlier episode, one of the members of the team finds his ass being the star of a nude scandal. And last night, his teammates, including Zack Morris (who is the team’s veteran catcher and yes, that was my username on Grindr once) stripped down to their nipples in solidarity. Bless the producer or writer who came up with a way to get all these muscled-up pieces naked. They are doing the lord’s work!

And I’d like to thank all the men and women who have fought for my right to post pictures of an almost-naked Zack Morris on this mess of a blog. Happy Veterans Day!


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