Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 11, 2016 / Posted by:

The steaming hot mom dancing machine who nearly shattered all of the lights and camera lenses with her scorching moves during a Warriors game at the Oracle Arena in Oakland, CA!

During the Warriors v. Mavericks game on Wednesday, some child in the Bay Area, who was watching at home, probably screamed, “MOM!!!“, followed by, “…I have never been prouder to be your child!” Adam Levine and everyone else who wrote that annoying Moves Like Jagger song are working hard today to update that shit to Moves Like Warriors Mom. And it’s all because of this  hero Warriors fan in an ugly sweater who served up more moves than a dad in pulled-up cargo pants at a West Virginia club.

Bleacher Report gifted the internet with a clip that would’ve been illegal to watch recreationally in CA before Prop 64 passed, because it will get you high…. And it will also make you crave nachos, because watching this Dance Mom work it out and burn a million calories has made me hungry. This Martha Graham with a Costco card churns out moves we’ve seen before and moves we’ve never seen before. She’s like a Vogue-ing funky chicken whose raising the roof while riding a bucking rodeo horse. If there was a See ‘n Say for dance moves and it became a human and that human did a lot of molly, it would move like this hot mom. This is what happens when mom accidentally takes NoDoz instead of her One-A-Day multi-vitamin.

Don’t dance like nobody’s watching. Dance like you’re on the Jumbotron. This legendary mom dancer gets it!

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