Ana Navarro Is October’s Hot Slut Of The Month!

November 11, 2016 / Posted by:

Well, at least one election that happened this month wasn’t a total apocalypse-summoning diarrhea show.

Our 10th Hot Slut of the Month showdown of 2016 is over and in the end, Lt. Deuntay Diggs, Rocky’s Gold Speedo and K-Mac McConaughey are the ones who were left having to give a concession speech. (And in case you’re wondering, every one of their concession speeches went like this, “Fuck all you, bitches.” Or maybe, every one of their concession speeches went like this, “Thank you for sparing me from the embarrassment of being a Hot Slut of the Month.”) Ana Navarro, one of the bright spots of this dreadful election, easily beat all of them and is now our reigning HSOTM.

Ana won the popular vote with 41% and behind her were Lt. Deuntay (22%), Rocky’s Gold Speedo (19%) and K-Mac McConaughey (18%). Ana will now go on to shank fight the other HSOTMs in the Hot Slut of the Year battle royale in January.

As for what Ana thinks of  the torched ball of scabs becoming our new president, she joked on CNN the next day that she hadn’t been deported yet and said that another nightmare is about to begin. The tiny bit of good news is that we’ll have another four years of Ana, hopefully, doing this:

So, there’s that. And thanks to everyone who voted!

Pic: Getty

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