Night Crumbs
The trailer for Luc Besson’s Valerian is out and it’s what would be born if Star Wars busted a load into Avatar’s mouth and Avatar spit that load into The Fifth Element’s cooch. Oh, and it’s also got RiRi as an alien Sally Bowles. In other words, it’s nerd porn and theater queen porn – Lainey Gossip
Yolanda Foster compared Lyme disease to HIV. That’s going to go over well, Yolo – Reality Tea
My guess is that soon, the only thing Teresa Giudice will be driving will be her kid’s tricycle after her Ford and all of the other cars she can’t afford get repossessed – Reality Tea
“Ugh, I have more personality than her and yet I’m the one who’s not in focus in this picture?” – that parking meter – The Superficial
And here’s Michelle Monaghan in a two-piece – Drunken Stepfather
I didn’t know that Miley Cyrus was also working as Tove Lo’s stylist – (site NSFW) The Nip Slip
Kaley Cuoco’s dog looks embarrassed to be seen in that tie and I don’t blame the pooch – Popoholic
Sarah Palin is reportedly on the short list for Secretary of the Interior, which is funny since I doubt she can even spell that – Towleroad
Alessandra Ambrosio is wearing an arm bra – Hollywood Tuna
Stock up on as much weed as you can, Toronto, because Snoop Dogg may be headed your way for good – OMG Blog
Scott Eastwood’s nipples, because sure, why not? – Popsugar
That Donald Trump SVU episode will most likely never ever be seen – Pajiba
Drake showered Taylor Swift’s pussy with gifts – IDLYITW
Jennifer Lawrence shit on Jabba the Trump in an open letter about what’s happened – Just Jared
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