Night Crumbs

November 10, 2016 / Posted by:

The trailer for Luc Besson’s Valerian is out and it’s what would be born if Star Wars busted a load into Avatar’s mouth and Avatar spit that load into The Fifth Element’s cooch. Oh, and it’s also got RiRi as an alien Sally Bowles. In other words, it’s nerd porn and theater queen porn – Lainey Gossip 

Yolanda Foster compared Lyme disease to HIV. That’s going to go over well, Yolo – Reality Tea

My guess is that soon, the only thing Teresa Giudice will be driving will be her kid’s tricycle after her Ford and all of the other cars she can’t afford get repossessed – Reality Tea 

Ugh, I have more personality than her and yet I’m the one who’s not in focus in this picture?” – that parking meter – The Superficial 

And here’s Michelle Monaghan in a two-piece – Drunken Stepfather

I didn’t know that Miley Cyrus was also working as Tove Lo’s stylist – (site NSFW) The Nip Slip

Kaley Cuoco’s dog looks embarrassed to be seen in that tie and I don’t blame the pooch – Popoholic

Sarah Palin is reportedly on the short list for Secretary of the Interior, which is funny since I doubt she can even spell that – Towleroad

Alessandra Ambrosio is wearing an arm bra – Hollywood Tuna

Stock up on as much weed as you can, Toronto, because Snoop Dogg may be headed your way for good – OMG Blog

Scott Eastwood’s nipples, because sure, why not? – Popsugar

That Donald Trump SVU episode will most likely never ever be seen – Pajiba

Drake showered Taylor Swift’s pussy with gifts – IDLYITW

Jennifer Lawrence shit on Jabba the Trump in an open letter about what’s happened – Just Jared

Pic: YouTube

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