Tim Kaine, Stop, Now Is Not The Time To Watch You Whip/Nae Nae!
As the KKK raised their torches of victory over their candidate of choice winning, and Chris Christie, the LeFou to Trump’s Gaston, pushed a wheelbarrow full of bricks to the American/Mexican border to begin building that wall, Hillary Clinton officially threw in the towel while wearing one of her favorite funeral goin’ pantsuits. Hillary didn’t speak at her depressing election night party at the Javits Center in NYC last night, because it was kind of hard for her to speak with her jaw being on the floor and everything. But she picked it up, got herself together, quickly re-worked her victory speech into an “awww shit” speech and delivered it in NYC today.
Tim Kaine introduced Hillary who came out and asked the people to keep an open mind about Jabba the Trump leading us, and also basically told us to look for a back alley Vicodin supplier, because we’re going to need to snort that shit like crazy since things are going to be painful for a while.
“I am sorry that we did to win this election for the values we share and the vision we hold for our country,” Clinton said. “I know how disappointed you feel because I feel it, too. This is painful and it will be for a long time.”
Here’s Hillary’s full concession speech:
Kudos to Hillary for keeping it classy, because I was expecting her to come out and say:
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK !!!!!!FUCK!
That’s what I would’ve said. And here’s President Obama’s speech and he too, surprisingly, didn’t scream out at least one FUUUUUUUUCK!
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