The last time Backdoor Farrah’s name was farted up onto this blog, I linked to a post about the picture she posted on Instagram of her 7-year-old daughter Sophia drinking Flat Tummy Tea. Whether she really gave her little daughter laxative tea or she was just trolling for attention, I figured that an agent from CPS would still crash through her ceiling, swoop up Sophia and retreat back up into a getaway helicopter. That didn’t happen, because Farrah is still using her daughter as a prop to get attention. And yes, I’m falling for it, but it’s either post about this wreck or do another damn post about the election.
I have a milli-ounce of dignity (barely) left me, so I don’t follow Farrah on Snatchchat, but someone at InTouch Weekly does. They posted a snap of poor Sophia lying in some kind of robot chamber. Welcome to the most recent episode of “How Is Backdoor Farrah Dooming Her Child Today?”
InTouch says that Stormtrooper pod thing is called a “Therapeutic Alpha Spa” and some people lie in it while getting a facial. The site for this salon describes that thing as being a beauty and wellness dry heat sauna that does the following:
Vibratory Massage Therapy
Eases muscle tension
Rejuvenation for the whole body
Okay, I know nothing about kids of today, but I thought that one of the perks of being a healthy 7 year old is that you don’t need to do or worry about all of that shit! But then again, it’s probably stressful being raised by a wet dingle-brained moron who always needs you to open the door for her because she forgot how to operate a door knob, which is smarter than her. So I guess, Sophia needs to de-stress. And really, in a few weeks, we’ll look back at this picture of little Sophia in a fat-burning chamber and think of how innocent it was, because Farrah will post a picture of her daughter getting Botox, lip fillers and earlobe lipo. Shit, I shouldn’t have said that, because Backdoor Farrah will probably look at that picture of poor Sophia and think that her daughter’s earlobe looks fat.
Here’s Backdoor Farrah looking like a terrifying fly and camel Wuzzle while working the pap stroll at LAX the other day:
Pics: Snapchat, Wenn.com