Night Crumbs
Kate Hudson sang out musical notes next to John Mayer at David Foster’s birthday party on Friday night. I could’ve sworn that there’s been a rumor about these two doing it, but apparently there hasn’t been. I bet even Kate and John looked at each other, squinted and said, “Have we fucked before? I can’t seem to remember…” – Lainey Gossip
Nicole Kidman’s hair is very “abuelita going to a wedding” here – Celebitchy
I think I spot some butterfly areola – Drunken Stepfather
One of the Teen Mom 2 chicks, whose name is not Jenelle Evans, is knocked up again – Reality Tea
Current Hot Slut of the Month leader, Ana Navarro is so scared of “President Jabba the Trump” that she’s voting for Hillary Clinton – Towleroad
Wookie nipple alert! – The Superficial
Instagram model nipple alert! – The Nip Slip
Natalie Portman’s unborn baby is growing – Popoholic
Oh how I wish that this presidential election would come down to a Lip Sycnh For Your Life judged by RuPaul – Boy Culture
Don’t show this to Sharon Stone’s ex-husband or he’ll never use the bathroom again – Hollywood Tuna
Audrina Patridge got married and the only thing I want to know is if Ceiling Eyes’ legendary mom got drunk at the wedding and is there video of it? – Just Jared
Everyone is making babies: The Jared Patandlickme Edition – SOW
Everyone is making babies: The Wonder Woman Edition – IDLYITW
Everyone is making babies: The Chad Michael Murray Edition – Popsugar
Lena Dunham didn’t make a baby, but she did find yet another reason to talk about herself – Pajiba
Janet Reno has died and is now in heaven where they never ever play My Sharona – Jezebel
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