Blac Chyna Is Displeased With Wendy Williams
Expert-opinion-offerer Wendy Williams opened her show the other day with a full-on verbal exposé on Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian’s relationship as well as their impending storyline baby.
Wendy relayed her feelings about Blac Chyna’s past as an exotic dancer (observing that she’s “from the world of the pole” which is my new favorite way to denote strippers) leading to Blac Chyna using Rob Kardashian’s sperm to come up in the world.
During Friday’s episode of The Wendy Williams Show, the talk show host accused Chyna, who she says “comes from the world of the pole,” of only dating Kardashian because of his money. She also touched on his weight struggles, saying he used to be “smarter” and “thinner,” and said the dad-to-be has “given up” and developed “a lack of confidence.”
“They could be making several hundreds or thousands of dollars by airing the birth of their baby on TV,” Williams explained, adding, “Chyna, get ’em.”
It’s difficult for me to type this because Wendy is a glamazon of the irritating variety, but if the plan really involves beating the Kardashians at their own money-grubbing game, well, I’m with her. “Get em’,” I say! Wendy and her shoulders also brought Blac Chyna’s mom, Tokyo Toni, into the mix and suggested that they are a mother & daughter grifting team. Is that the woman’s actual name? That is the best mom name I have ever heard. “Tokyo Toni” sounds like a G.L.O.W. wrestler whom the writers have saddled with a slightly racially demeaning character bio, but she’s making it work for her.
But it didn’t stop there — Williams brought Chyna’s mother, Tokyo Toni, into the conversation, saying, “It’s very fun to watch [Chyna] and her mom Tokyo Toni come up off of the backs of people who don’t see through their ruse.”
As you can imagine, Blac “ARE YOU STILL TEXTING BITCHES?!?” Chyna didn’t appreciate Wendy’s take on her and Rob’s business. In an Instagram post accompanied by what could be considered an unflattering photo of Wendy, Blac Chyna read her from cover and cover, then she started Book 2 in the series. I can imagine reading this on some beautiful vellum stationery, written in a delicate hand with a feather pen and sealed with a wax stamp depicting the family crest!
Wendy.. Wendy.. Wendy….you lost your motherfuckin mind hoe? How dare you speak on me, my fiancé, and my mom like you were at the Christmas table with us?! I find it so funny how you love to talk about Rob and his insecurities like at a point in time you wasn’t a fat 400 pound ass bitch on the radio!
Chyna went on to bring horsies and the letter “P” into it.
Wendy Bitch you’re cruisin’ Honestly, truly.. You go out there talking about my family like you just hit the pipe backstage! When I decided to do this show I knew I would be letting the world see us. But your horse face ass woke up on the wrong side of the stable and decide to go overboard with your fuck boy comments. Bitch fuck you ! “P” body ass hoe @wendyshow @wendyshow @wendyshow
Somewhere Rob Kardashian’s body is sinking deeper and deeper into his jumbo bag of Funyons and pulling it closed behind him. You can watch what made Blac Chyna so angry starting at 3:10 below. I don’t recommend watching from the beginning unless you enjoy Wendy Williams trying to sell you on her HSN clothing line. Although I do wonder what my shoulders would look like in that saucy sweater number.
Pic: WENN