Who Is October’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

November 4, 2016 / Posted by:

This long diarrhea nightmare of an election finally ends on Tuesday…. unless we get a reboot of 2000 and Florida has to do a recount, which will make most of us walk into the nearest ocean to join the dolphins. If you’re voting this weekend or on Shit Show Tuesday, then warm up your votin’ hand by voting for October’s Hot Slut of the Month! But I don’t allow write-ins, so don’t ask. But if your write-in vote is Joan Collins, I’ll make an exception.

As always, the first three HSOTM finalists got the most Facebook likes for the month and the fourth one is a wild card picked out by me. Your choices are:

Ana Navarro – Political commentator, one of the bright spots of this election and legendary Trump slayer!

Lt. Deuntay Diggs – The police lieutenant from Stafford County, VA who is serving Beyonceography and gorgeous brows when he’s not protecting the people!

Rocky’s gold Speedo – The gold Speedo that perfectly made Rocky’s down-low goods look like a pile of treasure in the only Rocky Horror Picture Show movie we need!

K-Mac McConaughey – Matthew McConaughey’s Kendall Jackson-drinking, Fleetwood Mac-loving Texas sparkler of a mom!

Voting is below and the winning HS will be announced next Friday. But depending on how Tuesday goes, there could be a revolution and therefore the winner will never be announced. We’ll all go to our grave wondering, “But who was October’s Hot Slut of the Month?


Pics: @ananavarro, ABC, 20th Century Fox, Getty

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