Khloe Kartrashian was on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night to pimp out whatever who cares, and she once again proved that her fame whore family is really pulling back on flaunting their gaudy ass riches by saying that a stranger handed Kendall Jenner keys to a $250,000 Rolls-Royce on Wednesday night. In Khloe’s Juvéderm’d brain (Yes, she Juvéderms it. All wrinkles are gross!), she thinks that the dude was a regular Oprah and just gave Kendall a car for free.
The second youngest member of Pimp Mama Kris’ koven of money makers turned 21 yesterday and the family celebrated at a club in L.A. on Wednesday night. Khlozilla told Jimmy that sometime during the party, Pimp Mama Kris gathered up all of her hos and led them outside where a dude with a Rolls-Royce was waiting for them. Khloe had no idea what was going on. I guess she didn’t hear PMK whisper to Kendall, “You just have to do ass-to-mouth with this Saudi billionaire later. It’s okay, I have some numbing cream in my Balenciaga….and I still get 10% of the price of that Rolls. Love you, Kenny!”
“My mom [Kris Jenner] was like: ‘Come on, Kourt and Khlo! Let’s go!’ — she was like, riling us up and we were like: ‘What’s going on?’ And then we go outside and there’s a Rolls Royce and this man standing there. I was like: ‘What’s the gift? The guy or the car?’ I was so confused. And then this guy just hands Kendall a pair of keys to this car and I was like, ‘Do we even know who this guy is?!’ This guy… some prince. I was like: ‘Is this a joke?’ On my 21st birthday, I think I got a dinner and a purse. I didn’t know you get cars from strangers.”
When Jimmy was like, “For real?” Khloe was like, “For real!”, and she went on to mouth fart about how she brought up the “free” Rolls-Royce with Kendall the next morning. If any of us got a free Rolls-Royce on our 21st birthday, we’d sober up real quick and immediately sell it for cash. But since Kendall butt burps up money, she forgot about it.
“She was like, ‘Oh my God. I forgot I got a car last night!’ That’s how drunk she was. She was so drunk on her 21st birthday. I’m sure my mom took it. I really felt like it was something totally made up, because I’ve never seen something like that before.”
Now, Khlozilla would like us to believe that the Kar-Jenners are just so admired that rich men throw luxurious gifts at them, but both UsWeekly and People say the Rolls-Royce was a gift from PMK. The guy who gave Kendall the keys is a fancy car dealer.
As for what happened to that Rolls-Royce, why do I have a feeling that it ended up at a used car dealership in The Valley the next morning and the trick selling it was overheard saying, “Go ahead and make out the check to T-Y-G-A.”
And here’s Kendall wearing Wonky McValtrex’s old one at her birthday party.