It’s been a little over two weeks since The Sun said that Jennifer Lawrence’s 26-year-old chocha has been regularly dropping on director Darren Aronofsky’s 47-year-old peen. They started doing it after working together on his movie Mother over the summer. JLaw mostly lives in L.A., but she’s been going to NYC more and more, because that’s where Darren lives to be closer to the kid he made with Rachel Weisz. People later confirmed that they’re a thing and their source said that she likes him because “he’s low-key” and isn’t into that celebrity life. JLaw has been in NYC, where Darren lives, and last night, they went for a “low-key” stroll and The Daily Mail posted the pictures of them touching mouths.
When JLaw was with Chris Martin, the paps didn’t get that many pictures of them together and never got a picture of them kissing. But now here she is, sucking on a dude’s mouth and holding his hand in public. Either she never wanted us to have photographic proof that she fucked Chris Martin or she’s just real comfortable with this Darren dude.
Now, I’m not going to say that these pictures look like they were staged with the help of a publicist, body language expert and lighting designer and JLaw and Darren are standing on the mark that was set for them so that bodega lighting hit them just right. But I am going to say that these pictures look like they were staged with the help of a publicist, body language expert and lighting designer and JLaw and Darren are standing on the mark that was set for them so that bodega lighting hit them just right.
— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) November 3, 2016
Maybe those pictures are made of 100% spontaneity. Darren is a director so maybe while standing outside of the bodega, the lighting reminded him of the lighting they did in the “ass-to-ass” scene in Requiem for a Dream and it put him in the mood to kiss his piece. That scene does bring the romance out of everyone. And yes, every time I write about these two, I’m going to mention that “ass-to-ass” scene. It’s going to be a looooong relationship.