(Side note: I want to print out that picture of Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg and wear it in a locket around my neck.)
In my post about Rachel from Suits possibly becoming Princess Rachel from Suits, I repeated a rumor that claimed Prince Hot Ginge was supposed to visit his girlfriend Meghan Markle in Toronto over the weekend but skipped out at the last minute. PHG was reportedly booked on a British Airways flight on Sunday, but no showed after the story of him regularly knighting Meghan’s coochie with his royal crotch sword came out. BUT WAIT! UsWeekly says that PHG tricked everyone because he did spend the weekend with Meghan in Toronto. If you were in Toronto and wondered why your fuck parts were panting and howling, you now know why. It’s because they sensed that PHG was near.
One of PHG’s friends supposedly told UsWeekly that he flew into Toronto on Friday, October 28th and immediately shuffled off to Meghan’s house. Like some shit out of Notting Hill, Meghan and 32-year-old PHG spent the entire weekend in her house and never left.
“He was buzzing with excitement when he arrived. A car was waiting at the airport so he could be driven to Meghan’s house.”
For the next several days, including Halloween night, the couple holed up inside 35-year-old Markle’s suburban pad, forgoing nights out at her favorite city spots in favor of cooking together at home and playing with her rescue dogs, Lab-shepherd mix Bogart and beagle Guy. Adds the pal, “It’s very serious.”
I love how the pal just had to emphasize that Meghan’s pooches are “rescue dogs.” We get it, Meghan’s publicist, she’s a gold-hearted do-gooding activist! But really, their whole weekend does sound like something out of Notting Hill. UsWeekly is missing the part where the nosy old lady who lives next door to Meghan peered over the fence and when she caught the sight of PHG sipping some tea while in his robe, he noticed her and said, “Cheerio, love!”, which made her fall back. That nosy old lady’s friends, Ethel and Gertrude, didn’t believe her. She can’t wait to show them this copy of UsWeekly!
Kensington Palace refused to say anything about this because those snobs don’t comment on “stories” about Prince Harry. Meghan’s rep also hasn’t said anything, but she did put this on Instagram yesterday:
Yup, she’s letting us know she’s getting on PHG. Because everyone knows that when you regularly start doing a British dude, you get a major craving for tea. And PHG loves elephants. Meghan is rubbing it in like that nosy old lady is rubbing that copy of UsWeekly in Ethel and Gertrude’s bitchy faces!