Night Crumbs
Chestica Simpson dressed up as Sandra Double Dee (which I’m sure was the name of a real porn star in the 70s) for Halloween and if she didn’t tell us that, I’d probably guess she was Rhonda Shear, which is a much hotter costume actually – Lainey Gossip
Oh damn, I better stock up on the good shit, because if this story from Star about RiRi wanting to get with Brad Pitt comes true, they’ll wipe out the entire state’s supply! – Celebitchy
Tove Lo freed her nipples in her album artwork – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
How long is it before Backdoor Farrah posts a picture of her little daughter in a hospital gown with the hashtag #SophiasFirstBoobJob? Six months? Yeah, I say six months – Reality Tea
The only thing I got from this trailer for the new xXx movie is that Ruby Rose would’ve probably made a better Joker than Jared Leto – The Superficial
Bono IS a Woman of the Year – Pajiba
James Franco and his wet nipples endorsed Hillary Clinton – Towleroad
Nicole Scherzinger’s dress looks like something a 15-year-old wanted to wear to her quince but her abuelita nixed it for being too trampy – Popoholic
Lisa D’Amato from America’s Next Top Model went from pissing in a diaper on camera to birthing out a diaper-wearer on camera – OMG Blog
Salma Hayek busted out some “Victoria’s Secret catalog circa 1990s” poses in GQ Mexico – Egotastic!
Even Channing Tatum’s costume looks better than the CGI Beast in Disney’s live-action Beauty and the Beast movie – SOW
Ireland Baldwin posed (at least I think she’s posing) for something – Hollywood Tuna
Leah Remini’s Scientology docu-series is probably making David Miscavige’s Scientolohole explode with rage, so I’m all about it – HuffPo
Gawker and Hulk Hogan have settled for $31 million… – Just Jared
Miranda Kerr says she cured her post-divorce depression with meditation and yoga, but I have a feeling that she also cured it by moving on to a billionaire – Popsugar
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