Hot Slut Of The Day!

The genteel and shy blossom who committed a Good Samaritan act live on the local news at Melbourne Cup! 

Melbourne Cup is the annual HIGHLY prestigious event where the finest gentlemen and ladies of Australia quietly sip champagne in their coat and tails while watching thoroughbred horses race. You know that horse race scene in My Fair Lady where those luxuriously dressed human sticks of pure snobbiness (aka Goopy Paltrow’s tribe) raise their snobby noses at Eliza Doolittle? Well, the gentlemen and ladies of Melbourne Cup make them look like uncouth pieces of uncivilized trash! (Examples: The pictures in the gallery of the refined gentlemen and ladies of Australia displaying the definition of polite sophistication. That picture of the dew drop in the blue dry fucking a trash can in front of an embarrassed employee is my goal for every weekend.)

Reporter Phil Willmington of Channel Nine News (via HuffPo) was doing a report at Melbourne Cup yesterday when two racegoers behind him spotted a dropped wallet on the ground and picked it up. The ladies could’ve easily pulled out the money and used it toward funding their next cup of sweet nectar, but instead, one of them, being the honest citizen of Australia that she is, decided to turn the wallet into the lost and found department. And she decided that the lost and found department was Phil Willmington of Channel Nine.

The truthful hero got Phil secondhand drunk by slurring out some booze-drenched words into his face about that lost wallet. She wanted Phil to finds the wallet’s owner and when he told her he probably couldn’t, she brought out the passion of Ceiling Eyes’ mom drunkenly defending her classy STAH of a daughter. She demanded that Phil find the wallet’s owner!

“No, no, it’s import-eeent. How dare you? Channel Nine… he needs to know. He needs to find the owner!”

The chick’s friends ended up dragging her away from the camera as she yelled about that wallet.

Anyone lose their wallet? #9News pic.twitter.com/5Xc1KaaYA0

— Nine News Brisbane (@9NewsBrisbane) November 1, 2016

I swear, you try to do the right thing and a news reporter pretty much laughs at you as you drunk struggle to make words. That responsible citizen was on a mission, so I’d like to think that she spent the next few more minutes screaming to find that wallet’s rightful owner before she got bored, forgot what she was doing and tried to make garbage babies with a trash can…as you do at Melbourne Cup!