That Chick From “Suits” Could Possibly Become The Next Princess Of England

November 1, 2016 / Posted by:

Just a couple of days ago, the tabloids were saying that Prince Hot Ginge and bi-racial divorced Yankee actress (THE QUEEN passed out on a Corgi again) Meghan Markle have been seeing each other and it’s too soon to know if one day in the future she’ll be waving to her subjects in her new full-time job as a professional royal hand waiver. But today, (cut to me doing sarcastic quote fingers) a friend is telling People that things have been pretty serious for around two months. Things are so serious that an engagement is a “possibility.” Uh huh, it’s also a possibility that the Blue Fairy will magically appear before me and Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo one of my hemorrhoids into a ginger prince who will propose to me.

People’s source says that things between PHG and Meghan are moving really fast and she’s already met his daddy Prince Charles. The source says that Meghan is just wild about Harry and Harry is just wild about Meghan and they must go wild on the altar:

“That is certainly a possibility. It is certainly one possible outcome. It’s pretty serious, so we will see. Harry is pretty serious about her and she is pretty serious about him. It’s great. They have a lot in common and I’m sure they will get on very well.”

I thought that Wallis Simpson ruined every American’s chance at marrying a British royal, so I’m hoping that Meghan changes that. But Meghan’s publicist, I mean, this “source” really needs to slow down and play this shit cool. Because The Evening Standard says that the news of their relationship coming out has already scared PHG off. Some source says that PHG was supposed to take a British Airways flight to Toronto on Sunday, but when the plane took off, he wasn’t on it. The source believes that PHG was afraid that if he went to Toronto, the paps would go into overdrive while trying to get the first picture of them together.

But you know, that piece of trash reality show, I Wanna Marry Harry, taught me that there are people out there who will fall for a busted Prince Hot Ginge impersonator because they want to believe. So there’s a small chance that Meghan got bamboozled by a fake PHG and the “Prince Charles” she met was actually a foot wearing a crown.

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I hope that Meghan asked PHG to snort an entire bottle of vodka in front of her to prove that he’s the real thing!

Pics: Wenn.com, Fox

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