Night Crumbs

November 1, 2016 / Posted by:

Beyoncé and Jay-Z were Barbié and Ken for Halloween. Being in that box must’ve been nostalgic for Beyoncé, because it probably reminded her of when she was shipped from the Illuminati’s android factory – Lainey Gossip 

A Christmas tree skirt and a basic black dress met at a bar one night, got drunk together and then bareback boned each other in the bathroom. 9 months later, the basic black dress gave birth to the shit that Goopy Paltrow wore the other night – Celebitchy

Johnny Depp’s daughter busted out come hither poses in Elle FranceDrunken Stepfather

Jessica Lowndes was some kind of slutty sundae for Halloween – (site NSFW) The Nip Slip  

If Lindsay Lohan wanted to dress up as a deranged criminal mess for Halloween, she should’ve just went as herself – The Superficial

Joanna Krupa is showing you that Hollywood is a confusing place on October 31st, because a john never knows if a chick is working or just celebrating Slutoween – IDLYITW

Okay, but did Chet Haze dress up as one of the back-up skeletons? – Pajiba

Ben Cohen is so damn rude and selfish. How dare he Skype naked and not turn on all the lights so we can get a good look at his peen situation! – OMG Blog

…Says the rich bitch who has zillions of dollars in the bank and doesn’t have to worry about bill collectors coming for him – Towleroad

It feels like Mila Kunis has been pregnant for 90 months – Popoholic

Calm down, nerds, Eleven will be back on Stranger ThingsJust Jared

Since Sarah Michelle Gellar is done with the Cruel Intentions reboot, for now, she can completely focus on getting a network to bring back Ringer! – SOW

Michael BoobLays’ wife thought he was gay at first – Boy Culture 

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