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November 1, 2016 / Posted by:

The dog who got into a losing, downhill battle with nature and gravity. 

Benjamin Baele posted a video of the fight and struggles his American Alsatian dog goes through every time that pooch sees a stream of water freely flowing along the curb. I feel this dog’s inner conflict. When I was a kid and would see a river of water rushing down the gutter in front of my house (from a neighbor washing their car in the driveway, or whatever), I’d grab some toys and immediately build a DIY dam to try to stop the FLOOD. In my mind, I imagined a gutter village of little people down the road that would be wiped out by that devastating flood and I made it my mission to save their tiny gutter-living lives. (And yes, by “when I was a kid,” I meant that I did that three weekends ago when I was at my mom’s house.)

This dog could be trying to save a village of tiny gutter people, or maybe pooch is a water conservationist. If doggy is a water conservationist, then California’s Department of Water Resources should hire it immediately. This dog could be the answer to ending the drought!

The most frustrating part of that video is that it cuts off. Does doggy ever stop the water?! But you know, that video is a metaphor for life. Half of us are that high-strung ass dog trying to stop an unstoppable stream of water and the other half of us have already given up and are taking hits from a bong while watching that water flow.

via Reddit (For Leslie)

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