Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 29, 2016 / Posted by:

The original Lucky the Cat from the 80s and 90s television treasure ALF!

There’s only been a small handful of posthumous HSOTDs, and today in honor of National Cat Day, Lucky the Cat is joining that elite group. (“Elite? Bitch, I don’t think I’d use that word to describe disrespecting the dead!” – every posthumous HSOTD) Next to ALF, Lucky was the best character and also gave the greatest performance on ALF. Lucky was the Tanner family’s cat and was in the 4 season-long show from the beginning to almost the end.

ALF, of course, loves eating as much pussy as possible and not in the sexy kind of way. Cat is a gourmet delicacy on ALF’s home planet of Melmac, so one of the show’s running gags was that he kept trying to feast on Lucky. ALF stops himself from putting that pussy in his stomach because the Tanners told him not to and he grows to love that basic bitch family and doesn’t want to break their trust. For several seasons, the original Lucky the Cat managed to not get eaten by an alien and escaped unharmed from all kinds of foolery (like ALF blowing up the kitchen). But in the fourth season, Lucky went off to pussy heaven. The Tanners adopted a replacement kitten named Lucky II and ALF fell in love with it. ALF’s fourth season was its last and I’m sure that had everything to do with Lucky the Cat being off the show.

Here’s Lucky doing some Emmy-worthy acting in a scene with ALF and Willie Tanner (yes, the Willie Tanner who was in The National Enquirer over a decade ago for smoking crack and getting on some hot stach’d man meat).

Lucky was a true thespian and professional, because that Meryl Streep of pussies never once broke character even though that cat probably thought, “Humans are so beyond weird,” while acting opposite a human fisting a puppet (or sometimes a human in an ALF suit). Lucky pretty much just made one facial expression and most of the time the cat seemed sedated, so it’s obvious that Lucky was and is Kristen Stewart’s acting idol. So the next time KStew wins an award, she better thank Lucky Tanner!

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