Jolene is a very lucky dog. She’s got the same name as a Dolly Parton song and she’s got a human who gave her the gift of dressing up like a giant version of her favorite toy. But then again, seeing a humongous version of her favorite toy could’ve traumatized her into needing doggy therapy for years. I know that if a humongous version of my favorite toy appeared before me, my ass would literally explode. No, I won’t tell you what my favorite toy is. You don’t need that image haunting your Halloween weekend.
Jolene’s favorite plush toy is Gumby and while chewing on it one day, her human walked into the room in Gumby drag. Jolene stopped, stared and wondered if she dropped acid earlier and forgot. Once Jolene realized she was still in real-life, her heart nearly combusted with happiness and she lost it. This video is my Prozac.
That video made my dead insides feel happiness for a second, but I am not going to try that at home. My dog’s current favorite toy is a blue elephant, and after he finishes chewing on it, he usually humps it and sometimes pisses on it. So if I dressed up as a giant blue elephant, it would ruin our relationship and just make things really weird. I’ll just stick to re-watching my new favorite buddy movie starring Jolene and Giant Gumby.
via Death and Taxes