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Chocolate Mint Bubblicious!
The golden era of EVERYTHING was the 80s (and that’s not me being biased, it’s me stating real confirmed, by me, facts!) and that “EVERYTHING” includes Bubblicious. Back then, the makers of Bubblicious were completely fuck deficient and they’d try every and any flavor. Part of me wishes they were still like that, and the other part is glad they aren’t. Because if they tried every and any flavor today, they’d probably put out current *~trendy~* flavors like Sriracha Kale, Saliva Of A Basic Bitch After Drinking A Pumpkin Spice Latte, Tears Of A Millennial With Student Debut and Barbecued Trump Drool.
Since it’s National Chocolate Day, let’s honor one of the flavors that Bubblicious tried in the 80s: Chocolate Mint! As your eyes can see from the list of ingredients, Chocolate Mint was made with a bunch of chemicals that probably gave people teeth cancer and pure fuckery (alkali is the chemical name for pure fuckery). I only had it a couple of times and I remember it being chalky and kind of weird. It was like chewing chocolate mint ice cream. I wasn’t that into it, and I think I even had to chew a piece of regular mint gum to get the taste out. But I still wish it was around, so that every now and again, I could chew on it and be reminded of what the 80s tasted like.
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