Because The View can’t keep a co-host like your slutty cousin Jessica can’t keep a damn man (yes, that was me doing an impersonation of your drunk aunt), they have lost yet another one of their pecking hens. At the beginning of today’s episode of The View, Raven-Symone announced that after a year and-a-half of filling that show with her own brand of fooolery, she is leaving. “Adios, Crow-Spumoni!” said Whoopi Goldberg, who probably doesn’t even bother learning the names of the newbies since they’ll be gone in a minute.
Raven announced that she’s checking out of that crazy house in NYC, because she’s moving back to Los Angeles to work on the Disney Channel’s sequel sitcom to That’s So Raven called… wait for it… That’s So Raven II. I’m disappointed in them for not calling it That’s STILL So Raven. Raven will permanently give up her place at the fighting table on The View by the end of the year. Deadline says that on TSR2, 30-year-old Raven’s character is now a divorced mother raising two kids. Yes, little Olivia from The Cosby Show is now playing a divorced mom on a TV show. And her kids are pre-teens! That shit is making me scream, “Nurse, bring my tapioca! And bring my dentures case too cause I like to slurp on my puddin’ with my teeth out.” Some details via Deadline:
On the new show, Raven is a divorced mother to two pre-teen kids (a son and daughter), one of whom has inherited her ability to catch glimpses of the future. The pilot is being written/executive produced by longtime writing/producing partners Scott Thomas and Jed Elinoff (Disney Channel’s Best Friends Whenever).
I really hope her daughter’s name is Watermelondrea.
Raven probably really left The View, because she can really see into the future and knows that in a few months, everyone except Whoopi will be canned. Soon the show will be nothing but Whoopi rambling about whatever with her bong. And then eventually when Whoopi gets bored of that, it will be nothing but a shot of her bong sitting at the table by itself. That’s when the show will become 100% tolerable!