The LAPD Is Investigating Rob Kartrashian For Threatening To Beat A Dude Who Kissed Blac Chyna

October 27, 2016 / Posted by:

And now it’s time for me to tuck you into bed and read you a bedtime fairy tale that’s about as authentic as Blac Chyna’s lumpy couch cushion ass. I promise that afterward, I’ll check under your bed to make sure there’s no fame whores lurking in there.

TMZ says that the LAPD’s Threat Management Unit is investigating threats that Rob Kartrashian allegedly threw at a dude named Pilot Jones (somebody really has it bad for Frank Ocean) after pictures came out of Pilot sucking on Blac Chyna’s face. Rob reportedly texted Pilot with threats of an ass whoopin’. Rob supposedly never leaves his house, so I’m not sure how he’s planning to beat the shit out of Pilot. Maybe he thinks Pilot is dumb and will gladly come over for an ass beating. Or maybe Rob knows how to whoop a trick through FaceTime.

Radar posted the pictures of Pilot and Chyna kissing and also said that they were doing each other behind Rob’s back before she got knocked up. Radar’s source also said that many of Chyna’s friends believe that the baby growing in her body was made with Pilot Jones’ jizz. It’s nice to see that Pimp Mama Kris is still finding storylines for her creative writing interns to come up with while Kim takes a break from pulling stunts.

BUT WAIT! Chyna has already taken a sloppy, plastic shit all over Pilot Jones and Radar’s story. Chyna went off on Instagram and said that Pilot has never taken her puss for a ride, because he’s gayer than a rhinestone charm dangling off of an anal ring. The pics are apparently from 2014 and were staged to make Pilot’s boyfriend jealous. Chyna thinks that Pilot Jones, who’s a singer, leaked the pics to Radar to get his name out there. How dare that Pilot Jones trick use someone more famous to get attention. Doesn’t he know that’s Blac Chyna’s game?

So JC Pilot Jones whatever the fuck his name is has already tried to put out a story saying that he’s the potential father of my child really Nigga ?!?!?!

Let me start off by saying this young man Is “GAY” !!! The only reason we took those pictures other than me trying to be a good friend was so he could send it to his boyfriend to make him like jealous & say that he’s going back to girls! Mind you at the time I THOUGHT THIS WAS MY FRIEND and I didn’t see a problem with it!!! This was over two years ago people !!! I never had sex with him ! NEVER EVER! Nothing ever happened past these pics.

Mind you if you really look at the picture, look at my right hand it doesn’t have my “Future” tattoo next to that the fucking pictures was taken with the ring light!!! Staged Af! But now I understand why you put these pictures out ! Ohhh because you have a song with Trina you trying to get your fucking name popping ?!?

Chyna also accused Pilot of trying to extort $150,000 out of her. She showed an email as proof, and I guess she didn’t read the “NOTICE” before posting it:

Pimp Mama Kris has probably been strung out from not putting together a stunt in weeks, because she went all out with this SAGA. She went a little too hard. It’s got everything! It’s got paternity drama, a gay pretending to be straight, a police investigation, betrayal and extortion. Now that I type it out, I’m thinking to myself that whoever owns the rights to Aaron Spelling’s old shows should send a cease and desist to Pimp Mama Kris Productions because it looks like she stole from several episodes of Dynasty.

Pic: E!

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