Open Post: Hosted By The Drunk Chick Who Doesn’t Want To Die In A Freezer

October 26, 2016 / Posted by:

Off the top of my head, there’s two answers to the question, “How in the hell do you end up folded up like a Choco Taco in a freezer bin?” Answer 1 is: You just did bareback butt sex with Russell Brand and sat in there to stop the burning. Answer 2 is: YOU DRUNK. The second one is most likely the answer to how this British flower ended up ass-first in a freezer at a store.

Reddit (via Death and Taxes) posted a clip of a woman hollering for dear life as she risked getting frostbite of the b-hole. Oh, booze, one second it tells you to get some crisps at the store, and the next second it tells you that getting into a freezer bin is a really funny idea. As her friend tried to shush her up, the drunk mess screamed about how she doesn’t want to be known as the fat girl who dies in a freezer.

Sadly, the girl died in that freezer and her tombstone reads, “She will always be known as the fat girl who dies in a freezer…

But seriously, she acts like being known as the “fat girl who dies in a freezer” is the worst thing ever. It’s not. If your drunk ass dies in a freezer, you won’t be alive to hear people making fun of you for it. Shitting in a freezer is worse! I mean, sometimes booze gives people the runs and if you got in that position… SPLAT! Suddenly those frozen peas have some gravy to go with them. And you wouldn’t be able to walk down the street without someone pointing at you and saying, “HA! HA! You’re the drunk who shit in a freezer.

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