Night Crumbs
Mimi threw an early Halloween party over the weekend and she dressed up like some kind of slutty angel devil dominatrix. Mimi must have made plans to go to mass afterward, because for her, this is practically a church ensemble. I mean, most of Mimi’s body is covered up and there’s no VPL (visible punane lines). And I do love Mimi’s homage to Naomi Smalls’ cliffhangers – Lainey Gossip
ScarJo’s gourmet popcorn shop in Paris had its soft opening and that’s great for the popcorn-starved people of Paris, but my question is, why does she still have Kate Gosselin circa 2009 hair? – Celebitchy
It’s 2016 and photographers are still taking Rebecca Black’s picture – Drunken Stepfather
I guess that tall drink of douche from Vanderpump Rules and his piece really want to break up, because they are apparently going to star in a spin-off reality show together – Reality Tea
In that GIF of James Franco demonstrating how his co-star stuffed a speedo, it looks like he’s vigorously lubing up an asshole before fisting it – Towleroad
Maxim celebrated Slutoween early by throwing a party full of sparkling A-list stars, and I’m guessing that Tara Reid came dressed as a walking PSA about the dangers of back alley lipo (and other things) – The Superficial
No. – OMG Blog
YES! – WWTDD
I didn’t think it was possible, but Time Warner’s customer service may actually get shittier – Pajiba
Miley Cyrus looks like she’s trying to toss her own salad and is close to succeeding at it. I really need to do more yoga… – Popoholic
Okay, but what does Hillary Clinton think about Miley Cyrus murdering a Fraggle and wearing that poor creature on her head? – IDLYITW
Victoria Justice wore a wig bra in KODE magazine – Hollywood Tuna
Good luck with that, ex-Mrs. Subway Jared – Jezebel
When I grow up, I want to be a stoned Goldie Hawn laughing with Kurt Russell in a parking lot while holding orange juice in a jar – Popsugar
Orlando Bloom saved a down-and-out stray dog in China – HuffPo
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