Last we heard, Kate and Michael lost custody of their boys, 3-year-old Landon and 1-year-old Logan, and his mom Marilyn Lohan had flown to Florida and became their temporary guardian. According to TMZ, Kate got into some Lohan-level messiness on Saturday while dropping her sons off at Michael’s house in Florida. After Kate dropped the boys at their daddy’s house in Florida, Kate dropped herself off at a neighbor’s house for a drink. Sources say that when Kate left said neighbor’s house, she was as drunk as Dina Lohan after finding a Parent Trap residual check that fell behind the couch. Kate was about to get in her car and drive home, but Michael grabbed her keys and refused to let her drive. I’m sure you can already see where this is going.
Michael called the cops on Kate and when they arrived, they arrested her for drunk and disorderly conduct in public. Kate did not go gentle into that good Florida afternoon. Kate allegedly attacked a police officer. Kate is currently on probation for being a drunk mess on a Jet Blue flight last year, so this is bound to take her situation from bad to worse.
Kate’s ass is currently warming a bench in a Palm Beach holding cell. TMZ seems to think that what happened on Saturday might be a one-way ticket back to jail. Kate is screwed. Kate’s only hope is that her stepdaughter Lindsay Lohan will step in. The Palm Beach police will have no choice but to release Kate back into the wild if the current face of human rights activism calls them up and demand in her vaguely European accent to let her people go.