Hot Slut Of The Day!
Rebeca Arthur!
Rebeca Arthur’s IMDB page tells me that she hasn’t done any acting stuff since 2000, and that surprised me for a second, because I thought she had been regularly working since the 1980s. Rebeca Arthur, seen above giving you “humanized Eleanor from The Chipettes” in a glamour shot from the 80s, is one of those actresses from who I think I see everywhere. “Wait, is that Balki’s wife playing Party Guest #3 in this episode of Modern Family?” “Wait, is that Balki’s wife playing Linda Lovelace in this movie? Oh no, that’s just Amanda Seyfried.”
Rebeca popped up in movies (like Scrooged and Get Shorty) and TV shows (like television masterpiece The Charmings) through the 80s and 90s, but of course, she’s best known for playing Mary Anne, Balki’s hot bimbo flight attendant girlfriend (and later wife and mother of his baby) on Perfect Strangers for 6 seasons. Mary Anne and Balki’s love bloomed in the second season, and at the end of Perfect Strangers’ final season, she gave birth to a baby boy they named Robespierre-Boinki. Knowing that Balki and Mary Anne’s baby is not a real person, and therefore a human with the fucked-up name of Robespierre-Boinki Bartokomous doesn’t exist in real-life, has made this already-depressing Monday more depressing.
Rebeca Arthur’s name came up this weekend, because my friend and I were bored and fantasy casted our fantasy Lifetime movie about the Trump chicks on IM. My friend said that Balki’s wife should play Tiffany Trump. Rebeca Arthur is about 30 years older than Tiffany Trump, but I didn’t argue with him, because Balki’s wife could do it and she definitely needs a comeback!
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