The Australian tabloid Woman’s Day recently said that Chris Hemsworth and Elsa Pataky were “Hollywood’s next big split.” Woman’s Day claimed that Chris and Elsa were “taking a break” from their nearly 6 year marriage. It no doubt had the people of Australia clutching their koalas and gasping “NO! Not our beloved Hacky!” Everyone can relax, because Chris Hemsworth has announced that the rumor is as real as Thor’s ponytail.
Chris slapped at Woman’s Day by posting this picture of himself and Elsa cruising around on a boat to Instagram.
A few hours later, Elsa joined in by Instagramming a picture of herself snuggled up to her husband with the caption: “Ahora y siempre! Always and forever!”
Chris and Elsa got married after a few months of dating, and have made three kids together. They’re also both Hollywood actors, which makes them prime targets for 2016’s celebrity relationship curse. “Yes, that would be just awful” deadpanned everyone who has ever dreamed of getting with Thor.
Women’s Day claimed they heard that split talk from a “close friend” of Chris and Elsa’s. Either that close friend is right and Chris and Elsa’s relationship is hanging on by a thread, or they’re spreading lies because they’re secretly jealous that their friend Elsa gets to fall asleep every night next to that buff bag of hotness. If it’s the second one, that “friend” should be ashamed of themselves. A true friend is happy when their friend lands a hot-in-the-face hunk.