Open Post: Hosted By Tom Brady Eating Candy In Slow Motion

October 22, 2016 / Posted by:

I live in a world (Boston) in which Tom Brady can do no wrong. Tom Brady could be mean to Betty White and he’d still remain beloved here in the Hub. Tom Brady had this hairstyle and his every word and action is still celebrated. Let’s put it this way – he’s a Trump fan and people still adore him. The following video is going to be porn to a lot of horny Bostonian Brady fans. Ben Affleck has already adjourned to a private corner of his mansion with his smartphone to enjoy this.

Dude won’t go near a strawberry but candy’s on the menu. Strawberries should take this weirdness personally.

Here’s Tom eating candy in slow motion.

Every Halloween, I go to my “special place” when I break into the kids’ UnReal Candy…

Posted by Tom Brady on Thursday, October 20, 2016

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