Night Crumbs
Cate Blanchett’s husband got papped “canoodling” with a much younger actress he works with sometimes. Either they’re just really close friends who touch a lot, or Cate and her husband keep it open, or 2016 still hasn’t gotten full from eating so many marriages and is coming for another – Lainey Gossip
Donald Glover is the young Billy Dee Williams in the latest Star Wars movie, and on a different note, how in the hell many Star Wars movies do we need as a people? – Pajiba
True story, Christina Milian is wearing the first concept design for a nun’s habit – Drunken Stepfather
Detective Obvious, Heather Dubrow, has some brand new tips on how you rich whores can keep yourselves and your jewels safe! – Reality Tea
The benevolent Posh Beckham has graciously decided to make fashions for you poor peasants – Celebitchy
It’s Friday, so get into the soft, swinging peen belonging to a British reality trick – (NSFW) OMG Blog
John Mayer is selling fancy laundry detergent for 35 damn dollars a bottle, and that would be a steal if that stuff also sanitizes twats that have been tainted by John Mayer – The Superficial
Kate Gosselin has allegedly accused Jon Gosselin of being a bad shit peddler who may have an inappropriate relationship with his daughter – WWTDD
Jake Gyllenhaal is angry, wet and hairy in the new trailer for Nocturnal Animals – Towleroad
Justin Theroux should’ve kept that look because he’s never looked sexier – Popsugar
This is what the new Anne of Green Gables looks like – Jezebel
Scottie Pippen is done with his wife after 19 years of marriage. Scottie’s wife was in the Real Housewives of Miami, so of course, my first question after reading about this was: But what does La Bruja think?! – HuffPo
Maria Bartiromo brought a whole lot of “Pretty Woman going to the opera” elegance to the Al Smith dinner – Hollywood Tuna
Nev Schulman and his attention whore piece brought the eye rolls with their pregnancy announcement and also with pretty much everything they did after that, so I was expecting for them to give their baby a weird name. But in a shocking plot twist, they didn’t, and I’m disappointed – Just Jared
Kendall Jenner looks like she just had a four-way with the Blue Man Group – Popoholic
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