Night Crumbs
When Prince Hot Ginge met miniature Carrot Top ovaries I didn’t know I had exploded, came together and exploded again – Lainey Gossip
It’s going to cost $300,000 to save Dorothy’s ruby slippers. I’ll gladly do it for $300 and all I need is a bottle of glue, some red spray paint and a $10 gift certificate to Michael’s – Towleroad
Because you care, this is what Kenya Moore cacas in – Reality Tea
People says that Jennifer Lawrence and Darren Aronfsky are casually dating. In other words, they’re fuck buddies – Celebitchy
Will the Oscar tricks give one of the Fast & Furious movies a pity award already so Vin Diesel can stop with this shit? – Pajiba
The Logan trailer needed more Wolverine nips – The Superficial
Speaking of, here’s Milla Jovovich’s nips – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Tallulah Willis maybe got married – WWTDD
The riveting footage of Kim Kardashian’s alleged robbers getting away on bikes really needs to be mashed up with the E.T. theme – Just Jared
I demand the death penalty to whoever did this to this puppeh (unless puppeh did it to himself) – OMG Blog
Emma Roberts is always ready for a flood – Popoholic
FYI, Justin Bieber still hates his fans – IDLYITW
Okay, but why didn’t Tommy Cruise re-enact his greatest performance from that batshit Scientology video? – SOW
Shay Mitchell worked a swimsuit made of dyed Ace bandages on Self – Hollywood Tuna
Zack Morris looks like a living and breathing police sketch – Popsugar
Pic: Getty