Melania Trump Once Again Brought Some Pussy Bow Action To The Debates

October 20, 2016 / Posted by:

This election has given us a lot of things, like alcoholism, liver disease, new kinds of ulcers and six-packs on our nalgas (from clenching so hard). It has also given me fashion knowledge! Because when Melania Trump showed up to the second debate dressed like an early-80s Mary Kay executive, my uneducated ass learned something new. I learned that the kind of shirt she wore is actually called a “pussy bow” blouse. I thought Gucci just called it that. The “More You Know” shooting star rainbow fucked my brain hard when I found that out. And at last night’s final debate in Las Vegas, Melania showed us that she’s either a slave to the pussy bow or a slave to trolling (or both) when she wore another pussy bow blouse. This one wasn’t as much of a PUSSY BOW IN YOUR FACE as her last pussy bow, but it was still a pussy bow.

Vogue says that the Slovenian Sherri Ann Cabot wore a $1,790 pussy bow jumpsuit by Ralph Lauren. Melania could be trolling. Or she could just genuinely love a good pussy bow. Or she keeps wearing that kind of blouse in hopes that her husband will grab her bow instead of a pussy. Who knows, but I do know that overall, the Trumpettes killed it in the fashion department last night.

Ivanka Trump wore a stunning Roland Mouret¬†one-shoulder top that can easily take you from a funeral to the club. And poor Tiffany Trump! The Basement Baby of the Trumps was obviously left out of the group text that let all the women know to dress in their best “sexy funeral” look. But Tiffany still brought it in a look that was very “rich Orange County preacher’s wife on Easter Sunday.

And here’s more of the Trumpettes giving you “Stepford Wives in the Dynasty universe” eleganza:

Pics: AP, Getty

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