Hot Slut Of The Day!
Brenda Bennett, one of my favorite Nasty Girls!
Our long, recurring, diarrhea-inducing national night terror known as the election is almost over (yeah right, the aftermath is going to be even messier) and last night was the final debate between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. If you missed it, you can catch it on Saturday night when SNL re-airs it. The writers probably figure that there’s no way they can top that wreck. The debate was a shit show, as expected, but the unhealable hemorrhoid scab did get a couple of points from me.
First, Trump finally did something right by shedding light on a painful subject that this country continues to ignore: bad ombres! The dingle-embedded meme factory finally called out your cousin who did her own DIY ombre job using drugstore dye, an old plastic Barbie brush (she didn’t want to jack up her good brush) and a ruler. The bad ombres must be deported, or at the very least, their owners should be sent to colorist with a good Yelp rating. Second, when Hillary burned Trump about getting out of paying taxes, he hit back by calling her a “nasty woman.” To which, Twitter hollered, “Gimme a beat!“, and out came the Janet Jackson mash-ups.
But while many thought of Miss Janet when Trump shot out the words “nasty woman,” I thought of Vanity 6 and wanted Hillary Clinton to hit him back with, “That’s right, pleased to meet you.” I immediately thought of Vanity 6’s Nasty Girl and so in honor of nasty girls everywhere, today’s HSOTD is original V6 member Brenda Bennett!
Brenda was in V6 with the late and legendary Vanity and Susan Moonsie. When Vanity left the Prince universe, Brenda and Susan joined Apollonia in Apollonia 6. Brenda was the one who had hot “Pat Benatar with a home perm” hair and who was definitely Ursula the Sea Witch’s eyebrow and eyeshadow idol. Brenda, who later worked as Prince’s “wardrobe mistress” and still makes music, was also supposed to be the tough Rizzo-from-Grease-like one. Brenda played that part well. Example: In this perfect performance below, Brenda looks like she wants to kick your ass, but she needs to take a nap first since her sleeping pill just kicked in.
Everyone is glad that those soul-hurting debates are finally over, but I do wish there was just one more so that Hillary could perform her own rendition of Nasty Girl (It’s Time To Vote!) with help from Susan and Brenda!
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