Night Crumbs
Madonna has promised to blow anybody like a water bottle if you vote for Hillary Clinton. Three things: 1. You’re not helping her, Madge. 2. Does she take her Grillz off? 3. Can I get the cash value instead? – Towleroad
Panty Creamer of the Day: Idris Elba’s bedroom voice – Lainey Gossip
Gigi Hadid admits what everyone has known since the first time her foot touched a catwalk – Celebitchy
Lady Gaga is giving you 99 Cent Store Silkwood cosplay – Drunken Stepfather
Why millions of nerd boners sprung up today: the Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 trailer came out – The Superficial
It’s official: Hollywood hates Gene Wilder – Pajiba
Finally, some real high-brow entertainment: the trailer for season 3 of Ladies of London has been released – Reality Tea
Mila Kunis is still pregnant – Popoholic
In case you’ve never seen it, here’s the sweaty man ass of Lip Gallagher from Shameless – OMG Blog
Never mind Khlozilla’s wookie nips, methinks her face is starting to melt – The Nip Slip
Colin Firth is probably going to be in the Mary Poppins sequel – Popsugar
Elizabeth Hurley has still got it – Hollywood Tuna
Someone tell Ivanka Trump that if she really wants to see a “mulatto cock” all she has to do is type “mulatto cock” in PornHub. You would think that her dad would’ve already shown her that trick – Jezebel
James Franco either head-butted a dude in the stomach or was trying to blow him. You decide! – IDLYITW
Ciara and her new husband wasted no time and he may have already bareback boned a fetus into her – Just Jared
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