Back in August, it was rumored that Ashley Olsen, the vision in party guest witch realness on the right, was still dating 59-year-old artist of nightmares George Condo. It appears she’s no longer riding the rich old man express. Instead she’s probably riding the rich less-old man express.
The Daily Mail posted pictures of Ashley walking with pressed juice mogul Hayden Slater and they’ve come to the conclusion that they’re together. Hayden Slater is 33 years old and co-founded the popular juice company Pressed Juicery. Ashley and Hayden sort of came out as a couple last Saturday when Hayden posted that picture of them holding hands at a friend’s engagement party to Instagram. Then on Monday they were seen going on a hike in Los Angeles with Hayden’s dog Finley. Ooh, meeting the dog? It must be serious!
— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) October 18, 2016
Dating a dude who owns a chain of fancy juice places is a very smart idea. I know Ashley Olsen is one-half of a two-headed pocket-sized billionaire beast, but I don’t care how rich you are: pressed juice is damn expensive. Three days worth of juice from Pressed Juicery will set you back $129. Almost $44 a day for pulverized plant excrement? That’s too much! Especially when you’re a woodland-dwelling creature like Ashley who is used to gathering leaves and berries from the forest for free.