People magazine has confirmed that the latest celebrity relationship casualty is Tobey Maguire’s 9 year marriage to Jennifer Meyer. 41-year-old Tobey and 39-year-old Jennifer released this statement to People about their decision to split up.
“After much soul searching and consideration we have made the decision to separate as a couple. As devoted parents, our first priority remains raising our children together with enduring love, respect and friendship.”
Tobey and Jennifer have a 9-year-old daughter Ruby Sweetheart and a 7-year-old son Otis Tobias.
This divorce probably won’t get that messy. It sounds like they want to raise their two kids together without any drama.
There’s no word on what made them decided to call it quits, like if Jennifer caught Tobey slinging his web into some strange. But I’m sure that no matter what happened, Toby’s in a good place. Which is to say that I’m sure Leonardo DiCaprio has already instructed the other members of The Pussy Posse to plan a Welcome Back, Tobey! party for their recently released brother. Leo will trick Tobey by inviting him over to his house to discuss Hillary Clinton, and when he gets there, everyone will yell “SURPRISE!” as they jump out from behind a human pyramid of 22-year-old blonde panty models. “Congratulations buddy, we sure are – HEY! Get away from those models, Lukas Haas, those are for Tobey! Get back to stocking the condom cabinet like I told you to.”