Night Crumbs
Jake Gyllenhaal and Jon Hamm presented together at a Broadway fundraiser for Hillary Clinton. If you ask me, their presentation was a total flop, because they didn’t sing and the Hammaconda didn’t make a cameo appearance. They missed out on the perfect opportunity to sing a duet as the Hammaconda harmonized with them. I bet the Hammaconda has a gorgeous voice – Lainey Gossip
Phil Collins and his stunning third ex-wife got back together 8 years after they divorced and she got a $30 million settlement. So if she re-married and eventually re-divorced Phil, will she get another settlement? If that ever happens, she’ll become a supreme goddess to all gold diggers! – Celebitchy
Bella Thorne did a Playboy spread where she showed less than she shows on Snapchat – Drunken Stepfather
I judge every single one of the people who entered a contest to win a tour of Kenya Moore’s house – Reality Tea
Teyana Taylor got oiled-up for Paper – The Superficial
Anna Kendrick is probably pissed that her stylist made her wear that Little House on the Prairie quince dress – IDLYITW
ScarJo chose the perfect dress that can easily take her from the event to her bed – Popoholic
This kitty is either an adorable hero and is trying to save their human from drowning in the tub. Or that kitty is an evil demon and is trying to bite their humans’ wrists so she bleeds to death and it looks like a suicide. Either or! – Hollywood Tuna
I watched all 9 boring minutes of “73 Questions with Emma Stone” and only because I wanted to see her do Britney Spears better than Britney Spears does Britney Spears – OMG Blog
Frank Ocean isn’t going to get a Grammy next year – Towleroad
Every poster for the new season of the Gilmore Girls looks like the badly Photoshopped cover of a YA e-book – Pajiba
Okay, but what in Sister Wives meets Calico Corners HELL is Lauryn Hill wearing? – Popsugar
In news that was bound to happen, Candy Crush is becoming a game show – Starcasm
If your retinas really needed to be exposed to the sight of a topless Tallulah Willis grabbing her own pussy in an ugly bathroom, here you go – Just Jared
I usually write about Ryan Lochte acting like a boner, so it’s refreshing to write about him popping one instead – SOW
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