The UK’s second most trustworthy journal of note (after The Daily Mail, of course) The Sun claims that Jennifer Lawrence’s poon has gone from one balding sack of feelings to another! The Sun’s impeccable sources say that 26-year-old JLaw has been down-low doing 47-year-old director Darren Aronfsky, whose mind gave us the ass-to-ass scene in the always-feel-good-movie Requiem For A Dream. So if I was dating Darren, my first question to him would be, “Um, that ass-to-ass thing isn’t something you want to see or partake in, right? Because my greedy b-hole doesn’t like to share.” But maybe that’s just me.
JLaw spent the summer working together on his new movie, which is untitled, and also stars Michelle Pfeiffer, Javier Bardem, Ed Harris, Domhnall Gleeson and Brian Gleeson. JLaw and Chris Martin never really came out and said that they were doing each other, so The Sun says that she and Darren probably won’t either. But their sources say that they talk all the time. JLaw lives in L.A. and Darren lives in NYC, to be close to his kid with Rachel Weisz, but she apparently visits him a lot. To JLaw, Darren is also a human zen garden who helped her during a time of stress.
“Jennifer and Darren have tried to keep things low-key and under wraps but they are really into each other. Recently Jennifer was working on a gruelling project and she relied on Darren for support and they were in constant contact. It seemed to show they were the real deal.”
The Sun also pointed us toward this picture from 2 months ago of David O. Russell’s muse and Darren sitting at a restaurant in NYC together:
If The Sun says that JLaw and Darren are a thing, then they must be a thing. But I’m going to use only that picture to figure out if they’re really a couple or not. Just give me a second to stretch out my reaching skills. So let’s see, Darren looks like he’s staring off into the distance and thinking about how he’d rather be watching a piece of wet cardboard dry than be at that restaurant. And JLaw is throwing a look that says, “Please stop taking my picture and go and tell our server to hurry up with my cocktail before I slip into a boredom coma.” So based on that picture and the dates that I’ve been on, I will say that they’re a total couple!
And here’s JLaw wearing a censor bar tank top, busted “mom on vacation” jeans and an “I’m just wearing this for the contract money” face at the Dior show in Paris late last month: