Joe Jonas Isn’t Sorry That He Outed Ashley Greene As His First

October 17, 2016 / Posted by:

Last week, Joe Jonas did a Reddit Ask Me Anything, and during it he let everyone know who was the first lady to jump on the largest Jonas dick. Joe said that he lost his virginity to “this girl named Ashley” and added to “Google it to figure out which Ashley that is.” It was obvious he was talking about Twilight person Ashley Greene. You’d think Ashley Green would have been happy that so many people were searching her name in 2016, but she wasn’t.

Ashley posted this subtle dragging on Instagram a day after Joe’s Reddit AMA:

A photo posted by Ashley Greene (@ashleygreene) on

Entertainment Tonight caught up with Joe at the TIDAL X: 10/15 charity concert on Saturday and asked him why he decided to talk about his first time fuck with Ashley in the first place. Sorry Ashley, but Joe doesn’t regret talking about it.

“I don’t know. I think life’s too short, you know? I mean ultimately, I think of myself as an honest guy. There are just those moments in life where you have to be true to yourself and true to the world. I’m not out to hurt anybody, but I think, ultimately, I’m just telling my stories and what I can say from my heart.”

I can sort of see why Ashley would want to keep that info private. I’m sure her phone was blowing up all weekend with calls from purity ring manufacturers asking if they can run some tests on her to see just what pheromones she was releasing that made Joe want to take off his ring before marriage. “Surely it’s some kind of chemical thing and not just because he wanted to get laid, because what 20-year-old boy wants to have sex, right?

Here’s pictures of Ashley Greene’s favorite person walking around NYC yesterday and pictures of DNCE looking like a Montreal street performer version of the Black Eyed Peas at the TIDAL X: 10/15 concert.

Pics: Splash

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