Adding nightclub owner to her resume wasn’t enough for branding genius Lindsay Lohan. According to TMZ, she’s got plans to open a line of spas. She’ll offset all of this capitalism by “creating and distributing organic health drinks” for refugees. Wow, someone stumbled across NPR.org while searching for Putin’s address to send him an autographed picture of herself.
But nightclubs are just the beginning. She and restaurateur Papageorgiou also have eyes on opening spas. They also are looking to help refugees by creating and distributing organic health drinks.
Dennis Papageorgiou is the Greek restauranteur who she teamed up with to open LOHAN Nightclub
so she could stand around a couple of times a week to earn cigarette money.
Lindsay almost losing one of her five-finger-discount fingers has really woke her to the plight of those less fortunate. I figured an “organic health drink” to her would be when she uses water as a mixer. I don’t know if they’re creating health drinks for refugees or donating the proceeds of the sales of those health drinks to refugees. But she knows that posting selfies of her passing out health drinks to Syrian refugees whilst clad in hot pants and a halter top on Instagram is kind of gauche, right?
As for the spas, I’m not sure a weekend away at “Spa Lohan” sounds very legit. Her idea of spas might differ from everyone else’s. I’m guessing the clientele will mainly consist of dubious foreign millionaires who left the wives at home. It’s going to be a delightful surprise when their masseuse turns out to be Lindsay herself! “Just so you know, President Putin, that costs a little extra, ok?”
Here’s Lindsay on opening night of her nightclub addressing the crowd the way she should probably address her father whenever he opens his mouth to the press to earn Keno money.
Check out more pics of Lindsay below at the opening of LOHAN Nightclub last night in Athens, Greece.