Defrocked Real Housewives of Beverly Hills harridan Brandi Glanville has jokingly tweeted that she’s back to being a lesbian. It’s nice to read that Joanne Krupa’s allegedly malodorous vagina has failed to turn Brandi off of same-sex relationships.
All guys suck back to being a lesbian again
— Brandi Glanville (@BrandiGlanville) October 15, 2016
The Daily Mail reports that Brandi’s unnamed ex allegedly took another chick on a vacay instead of her. This rejection sent Brandi flying back between the thighs of women.
Several hours earlier the TV star had announced: ‘Well that was fast I’m single yet again! It’s perfect 2cuz I have a fun night planned with @Bronzedbybrown’
It seems Brandi’s boyfriend, who she didn’t name in the posts but who she apparently met on Tinder over the summer, took another woman on vacation with him when Brandi couldn’t make it.
‘If u can’t make it 2 Cabo with the guy ur dating it’s not GROSS&DOUCHY at all for him to take his ex gf right??totally cool right?’ she wrote, understandably upset at the turn of events.
Brandi’s most recent trip to where life begins reportedly took place on the set of the upcoming reality cooking show, My Kitchen Rules. Page Six reported earlier this month that Brandi and celebrity chef Cat Cora were kneading more than dough while the show was taping.
Glanville and celebrity chef Cat Cora — who is one of the judges on the upcoming competition series “My Kitchen Rules” — had a fling while shooting the Fox show. Insiders say that she “had this whole lesbian relationship” with Cora, who recently divorced her wife, Jennifer, after being together 17 years. We’re told that the pair were “hooking up” for about two weeks and enjoyed spending time together.
About My Kitchen Rules that stoked Brandi’s Sapphic flame, its premise has three judges attending a dinner party that one of the “celebrity pairs” competing throws every week. So Cat Cora came to Brandi’s house to judge her in a reality show dinner party competition and Brandi might have slept with her? That’s one way to try and win. Was this before or after the whore-derves were served? The fix is in on this one! Was a complaint registered by the other contestants about this strategy? Let’s see, who else is competing? Lance Bass and his mother! I don’t know Diane Bass as a person but I hope she’s the type of momma bear to step up for her gaylebrity kid. She better have cried foul to Fox! Either her or Naomi Judd (Wow, does this show sound bad).