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October 14, 2016 / Posted by:

Kay “K-Mac” McConaughey, Matthew McConaughey’s 81-year-old mom who sounds the kind of memaw you definitely want to party with!

Esquire did a profile on the Texas T-Rex and the best parts are when he talks about his Kendall-Jackson-drinking, Fleetwood Mac-loving hot spitfire of a party mom K-Mac, whose nickname sounds like a radio station. If K-Mac, seen above giving the people something to talk about next to her oldest son Rooster, was a radio station, she’d play nothing but Kendall-Jackson commercials, Fleetwood Mac tunes and country songs about breaking tables and boning on the kitchen floor.

During his talk with Esquire at a bar in L.A., the Texas T-Rex says that he can’t be too long because K-Mac is in town from Texas and he’s taking her to the Fleetwood Mac show and knows she’s going to party all night.

 “I do not remember the last time when we partied when she didn’t go to bed after me and get up before me.”

And by “party” I mean drop it low to You Make Loving Fun while trying not to spill one drop from the plastic cup full of chardonnay in her hand.

“She’s gonna want to jam on some Kendall-Jackson [wine] tonight.”

Long Before K-Mac was delivering camera lens-breaking hot memaw poses on the red carpet (see again: picture) and getting white wine drunk at a Fleetwood Mac show, she and the Texas T-Rex’s papa je’e Big Jim were fighting like characters in a Tennessee Williams play. K-Mac was not the one to piss off back then, because she’d ruin your Dodge by giving it a revenge colonic:

“I’ve seen her stick a water hose in his car and fill it up with water. They pulled knives. I’ve seen tables flip. Furniture broke.”

K-Mac and Big Jim may have fought hard, but they also made up hard and they did it on the kitchen floor…within earshot of the Texas T-Rex and his brothers.

More than a few times, McConaughey and his two brothers listened as K-Mac and Big Jim would go at each other in the kitchen and then make up—as in make love right there on the kitchen floor.

K-Mac and Big Jim may sound like a mess, but the Texas T-Texas says that it was all love and they couldn’t be apart, which is why they divorced and remarried twice.

 “Man, I tell these stories and people might get the wrong idea; they are love stories, man. They could not live without each other.”

While doing research for this post, I found out that K-Mac wrote a book, a book that I need to immediately swallow with my eyes. In her book, she writes about how Big Jim died while doing what he loved, which was doing K-Mac. And yes, according to K-Mac, Big Jim was big in every way:

“I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing,” she says. “But it was just the best way to go!” And when her man couldn’t be revived, she made sure he was taken from the house in the buff. “I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift,” she says.

And that, everyone, is the legendary K-Mac! I would say that I really need a McConaughey family reality show in my life, but I don’t want that. A reality show would probably ruin them for me. So instead I’ll settle for the made-up image of a stoned, shirtless and sweaty Texas T-Tex playing Little Lies on the bongos as K-Mac swigs from a bottle of Kendall-Jackson ro-zay while dancing barefoot on the patio.

Pics: Wenn.com, Getty

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